Learning to Drive

After dragging my sorry, busted ass to work this morning and totally zombi-ing through the day, my Christmas vacation began.

I went into school this morning with nothing. 

I came out with 4 books to read over break, a piercing migrane from students, and a bill from Rowan for $3,000.

Seeking refuge from home I remembered that my mother (who typically works during the day) had taken the day off and turned my house into Santa’s mother fucking workshop if Santa was a passive agressive nagging troll which I know he is not. 

I am 2 hours into Christmas Break and I am already in my room listening to “Somebody that I Used to Know” on repeat blogging about what a Scrooge I’m being this year. 

If anyone asks, 

Christmas Party Drunk Fest #1 is tonight - Godspeed. 

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